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Skipping this embarrassment (‘Fuller House’) are Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, who became lifestyle brands while playing Michelle and have had a turbulent relationship with fame ever since. In the debut, Saget says Michelle is pursuing a fashion career—and the cast gives side eye to the camera, drawing approving hollers. Why the shaming? Because the twins don’t do nostalgia? Because they have too much self-respect for a cash grab and a cheap ovation? Regardless, I resent getting co-opted into this ugliness. Olsens, you made a quality call. Readers, follow their lead. ‘Fuller House’ doesn’t deserve your devotion. It deserves a foreclosure notice.
Our scathing review of Fuller House. (via entertainmentweekly)

I agree with all of this. We watched the first episode last night and never even so much as cracked a smile. We rolled our eyes and groaned, heavily and regularly though. It was bad bad bad. Not that the original was any good, but this new series is just an excuse to trot out washed up actors/characters and have them spout their silly catch phrases every so often. Yuck.

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At one point, Ryan turned to me & said, “Are these jokes”?

Also, after that we watched a movie called Santa Claws which is about a box of kittens that Santa is allergic to so the kittens have to deliver the presents.

THAT was better than Fuller House.

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Filed under it was absolutely terrible

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guiltregret: “ Every year I make a bunch of stupid Valentines for my gorgeous wife. They’re mostly inside jokes, and even the ones that aren’t probably aren’t very funny to anyone but us. But I like making them, and I think she likes seeing them so...

guiltregret:

Every year I make a bunch of stupid Valentines for my gorgeous wife. They’re mostly inside jokes, and even the ones that aren’t probably aren’t very funny to anyone but us. But I like making them, and I think she likes seeing them so I’ll keep it up until she tells me to stop. Or she divorces me.

I love this man so very much.

I’ll divorce you if you ever stop making stupid Valentine’s Day cards though.

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Anonymous asked: I think the "faux-camel-toe" thing exists so pre-operative trans women can wear pants without being attacked or murdered by total strangers when they leave the house....

That makes a lot more sense than women wanting their pussies to appear larger, thank you.

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Watching the Golden Globes

Ryan: She looks like she’s wearing the-

Me: The Jennifer Lopez green dress?

Ryan: No, the one that Matt Stone or Trey Parker wore at the Academy Awards.

Me: That’s the dress Jennifer Lopez wore.

Ryan: Oh. It was more memorable when they wore it.